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小故事大道理

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匿名  发表于 2010-8-6 17:47:57

小故事大道理

1、建筑师                                                                                                                                       
 说每当火车经过时,她的睡床就会摇动。                                                                                                            
 “这简直是无稽之谈1建筑师回答说,“我来看看。”                                                                                                   
 建筑师到达后,夫人建议他躺在床上,体会一下火车经过时的感觉。                                                                                    
 建筑师刚上床躺下,夫人的丈夫就回来了。他见此情形,便厉声喝问:“你躺在我妻子的床上干什么?”                                                      
 建筑师战战兢兢地回答:“我说是在等火车,你会相信吗?”                                                                                            
 【顿悟】                                                                                                                                        
 有些话是真的,却听上去很假;有些话是假的,却令人无庸置疑。                                                                                      
                                                                                                                                                 
 2、引诱                                                                                                                                        
 英国绅士与法国女人同乘一个包厢,女人想引诱这个英国人,她脱衣躺下后就抱怨身上发冷。先生把自己的被子给了她,她还是不停地说冷。                    
 “我还能怎么帮助你呢?”先生沮丧地问道。                                                                                                          
 “我小时候妈妈总是用自己的身体给我取暖。”                                                                                                        
 “小姐,这我就爱莫能助了。我总不能跳下火车去找你的妈妈吧?”                                                                                      
                                                                                                                                                 
 【顿悟】                                                                                                                                        
 善解风情的男人是好男人,不解风情的男人更是好男人。    
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